The house is on fire! Boin boin boin Hauss-on-fah, hauss-on-fah, a hauss-on-fah Boin boin boin
I hear burnin's a painful way to go So I ain't gonna miss the show Smell soul food cookin' Bargain bake in apartment 3C Bring me the head of Mister Israel Mystery It's a coondoggy hoedown Blackeyed peas 'n' fried nigger With grits 'n' mammy's good ol' catfish Corn onna cob Don't let the seeds spoil the watermelon, y'all And a bricktop stucco applemouth deluxe With Cadillac ketchup onna sidecar bleedin' Cadillac ketchup onna sidecar bleedin' Burnin' flesh... char dem bones 'n' boin boin boin
Skull-a-tappin' out that goodtime religion In a leisure suit of whitemeat skin Stripped from some white bitch gangbanged by the devil's disciples And left for dead in the desert Hell, she sho'nuff won't be needin' it Crow tattooed on her left hip Crucifix 'twixt her shoulderblades They be grindin' thru the desert dust Ventin' steamy baboon lust Kickin' spiccy filthy patent leather boots Thru the confetti of her busted brains thru the bratlands Scatter them brains, rattle dem bones 'n' boin boin boin
Floggin' the rig to corpuscle horizon Ballin' the jack all the way to El Reno Watchin' the white lines 'n' snortin' up Drain-O The crablice're wearin' black ties and tuxedoes The bloated corpses of armadillos are blockin' the road every fifteen miles I'm yodellin' blood thru earthworm lips The longer the linger the harder it fits They hocked a bunch of T.B. lungers Slid down the window and into the dust Like eggs lookin' at'cha undercooked Peekin' 'round corners wherever I looked Boin... boin... boin...
Gonna lynch a few coons and rape the land Then scram to Brazil with three hundred grand Then leave a message onna cowcatcher Hafta wipe off the tracks with a blotter Two carps kissin' inna Mississippi River Two cops kissin' inna Mississippi River
Like a hauss-on-fah... like a hauss-on-fah Said boin boin boin boin boin
Come Jerusalem, come Jerusalem
You were born, born to burn baby C'mon over here, honey, you 'n' me, we're gonna burn