Have you heard a single word I've said? Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed
Do I want a life of leisure? What the hell's become of me? First a tremor, then a seizure Middle-aged lobotomy
Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam Layin' waste to all the best-laid plans I swear the gingko's working - in reverse
C is for the Casanova U's unglued and never over N is for the noose you knotted T is for the tears I blotted
C is carbon tetrachloride U stands for "I'm standing upright" N is not for non-infectious T's translating little lectures
Erect the barricade - and call off your crusade
Don't you point that thing on me There's no such thing as gravity
I gave you a mountain, you gave me pain But why are the pretty ones always insane?
C is for contamination Undergoing litigation N is Never-Never Land and T is for the tramp I am
C's committing cunnilingus U unless the odor lingers N is no assembly needed T is for the truth mistreated
Look at all the ugly people Diggin' holes to pass the time Semi-spastic, weak, and feeble Never-ending pantomime
You come equipped - and be prepared A roll of duct tape, a cattle prod, and a polygraph machine
C is for the crumbs you throw me U is "You don't even know me" N is not for understanding T is trust that's too demanding
C is for the country teaser (look at all) U is upright in your freezer (the ugly people) N is for the end of meaning (fillin' holes to) T is in the tower leaning (pass the time)
C is on the couch recliner (non-elastic) U is under Ursa Minor (weak and feeble) N is for no way of no-ing (never ending) T is for your trip is showing (pantomime)
Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself
Look at all the ugly people Filling holes to pass the time Non-elastic, weak, and feeble Never-ending pantomime
Do I want a life of leisure? What the hell is wrong with me? First a tremor, then a seizure Then deluxe lobotomy
C is for contamination Undergoing litigation N is Never-Never Land And T is for the tramp I am