[Cristiano Ronaldo] Messi I’m the best player in the world You just look like a little girl Come compare my physique and my strength toward your little twirls I was here first You trying to steal my limelight So just back off I’m the KING and you know that I’m right
[Lionel Messi] Enough, Ronaldo Shut up! You’re the babyish king I’ve ever seen I went online Google your name and all I get is Diving Queen You go out modelling taking pics and showing off your abs Match time you start running And we’re wondering has he got crabs?
[Cristiano Ronaldo] No I haven’t
You never said hi to me once I double you size when I jump Guess what FIFA rang last month They want to kiss your junk It’s no surprise that you win ever everything when you constantly buying everybody the wedding rings ah
[Lionel Messi] That was good But it’s time to show you why I’m the Messiah The Ballon D’or Yea 1, 2, 3 Time in a row So You really think you’re the best Haha Let me put this feud to rest I’m the best You’re a cry baby the biggest one in history But hey – look on the bright side You got something in common with your baby
We ain’t done yet! Let’s goooooooooo
CR7 made in heaven Real Madrid is who I’m revving
We are Barcelona We come We see We conquer
My biceps and my triceps are bigger than all your life steps
I may be small but I leave you in awe with all my crazy sidesteps!