What is this weird show? It's like the only thing you know You talk about it every day You know this is child's play
Your path ahead is blurred Told to go join in on the herd You know this show's for younger crowds? How can you say you're proud?
Now think, brony, think Everything in here is pink You've spent your precious time Now you're walking a fine line!
And then you have the nerve To ask me to observe These girly things You open your mouth and sing...
(Chorus:) Ponies aren't just for girls Let this tail unfurl Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie Applejack and Fluttershy Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd, and you will see!
Hey this show's not bad I'll give it to ya, I'm real glad I never thought I'd like this stuff I thought I was just too tough
I'm sorry I was rude I feel happy and renewed And even though I feel naive I find it hard to leave
So thanks, brony, thanks My mind was shooting blanks I feel like such a fool Who knew ponies were this cool?
Now wait for Saturday For the show to play What will it bring? We open our mouths and sing
Join. The. Herd.
(Chorus)
So thanks, brony, thanks Looks like I've joined your ranks I never could repay What you've done for me today
Hey thanks, brony thanks, Looks like I've joined your rank I never could repay—