Haven't you seen them? They're frightful, aren't they? Colors smeared on their muzzles and snout If you don't know, you'll find out the hard way They don't care what you're on about If you don't give them tinted biscuits They will tear you limb from limb Better look smart, before this gets A little more dark and a little more grim
Spooky kooky cookie zombies Sliding past your door Give them boxes of the stuff They'll only cry for more If you see a cookie zombie Run the other way Stay inside and bolt your doors When they come out to play
(Other babble)
Spooky kooky cookie zombies Sliding past your door Give them boxes of the stuff They'll only cry for more If you see a cookie zombie Run the other way Stay inside and bolt your doors When they come out to play
(Still more chatter, penguins stroll onstage)
Spooky kooky cookie zombies Sliding past your door Give them boxes of the stuff They'll only cry for more If you see a cookie zombie Run the other way Stay inside and bolt your doors When they come out to play