Driving on the lawn Sleeping on the roof Drinking all the alcohol All the kids from school Will be naked in the pool While our parents are on Fire Island
Cranking up the tunes 'Til the windows break Feeding chocolate to the dog Jumping on the couch 'Til the feathers all come out While our parents are on Fire Island
We're old enough by now To take care of each other We don't need no babysitter We don't need no father or mother We're old enough by now Don't worry 'bout a thing Don't you remember Last December When you went to Steamboat Springs?
Driving on the lawn Sleeping on the roof Drinking all the alcohol All the kids from school Will be naked in the pool While our parents are on Fire Island