Step up into the ring You might have just met your match You can't control that thing I would not take that chance
(Hey) I am the red cape diver (You can talk that talk, can you walk that walk?) I am the red cape diver
Ah, it fires torpedoes Kiss your lolitas Make sure she knows you might Die, hug your bambinos Have your last meal Make sure they know you're scared Ah, I'm so scared I don't want to die I don't want to die Ah, it fires torpedoes Kiss your lolitas Make sure they know
Tell my mama that I love her Tell my papa the same thing And when I step up into the ring Pray for me, I'm gonna need it
(Hey) I am the red cape diver (You can talk that talk, can you walk that walk?) I am the red cape diver
Ah, it fires torpedoes Kiss your lolitas Make sure she knows you might Die, hug your bambinos Have your last meal Make sure they know you're scared Ah, I don't want to die Please don't let me die Please don't, please don't let me die Ah, it fires torpedoes Kiss your lolitas Make sure she knows you might (die)
Both of our eyes lock eye to eye Battle to the death, which one will die? I'm so scared, I don't want my mom to die Or my dad or my dog or my best friend What if my boo boo died, what would I do without them? What would they do without me, what would I do without
Ah, it fires torpedoes, I'm hit, I'm down
Ah, it fires torpedoes Kiss your lolitas Make sure she knows you might Die, die, die