I know a guy named Willy, Willy goes with Tilly Tilly goes with Milly, What a ball "This is not dirty. It's the way I say it." I know a guy named Joey Joey goes with Moey Moey goes with Jamie And Jamie goes with Sadie And Sadie goes with Abie And Abie goes with Davy And Davy goes with Howard And Howard goes with Charlotte And Charlotte goes with Shirley And Shirley goes with Pearly And Pearly goes with Yetta What a drag, what a drag I'm not mad at you. don't be mad at me I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad I'm too hip to get mad... Cuz I know a guy it should happen already I know a guy named Saulie Saulie gos with Molly, Molly goes with Charlie And Charlie goes with Ollie and Ollie goes with Eddie And Eddie goes with Teddy and Teddy goes with Freddy And Freddy goes with Jackie and Jackie goes with Blackie And Blackie goes with Irving and Irving goes with Seymour And Seymour goes with Sydney And Sydney goes with Melvin and Melvin goes with Marvin And Marvin goes with Terry and Terry goes with Jerry And Jerry goes with Shloimie And Shloimie goes with Moishey And Moishey goes with Vito and Vito goes with Guido And Guido goes with Sammy And Sammy goes with Manny and Manny goes with Jamie What a drag, what a drag I'm not mad at you, don't be mad at me I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad I'm too hip to get mad... Cuz I know a guy it should happen already I know a guy named Harold Harold goes with Sara, Sara goes with Irving And Irving goes with Marty and Marty goes with Vivy And Vivy goes with Cuddles and Cuddles goes with Suzy And Suzy goes with Sammy And Sammy goes with Tiny And Tiny goes with Jimmy And Jimmy goes with Timmy And Timmy goes with Johnny And Johnny goes with Donny And Donny goes with Alani Al-o-a-oi, Aloa I know a girl named Shirley Shirley goes with Helen And Helen goes with Janie And Janie goes with Mamie And Mamie goes with Angelo And Angelo goes with Robin And Robin goes with Jamie And Jamie goes with Seymour And Seymour goes with Georgie And Georgie goes with Orgy I'm not mad at you, don't be mad of me I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad I'm too hip to get mad... Cuz I know a guy He likes to shake rattle and roll Shake shake rattle and roll... And roll and roll and rock Rock and rock and rock Rock Elvis Presley around the block cuz I know a guy, well alright okay Well right I'm in love with you well alright Joe Williams every day ever day I know a gal that lives up on the hill I know a gal that lives up on the hill She has three French poodles and they never sit still Well alright, well alright Cuz I know a guy, I know a guy I know a guy his name is Willy