Heading down a long, long road upon my roller skates Headin' where the sun don't stop to shine You can call me Roscoe 'cause another name I hate In the middle of all that trouble again.
I always stop and smile at all the pretty ladies And they all like to stop and smile right back at me. But you can bet your bottom dollar I will end up in a mess Fighting this some one who bothered me
Sittin' in a burger bar just keepin' to myself Eatin' quarter pounders is my game You can call me Doug but don't annoy me or you'll be In the middle of all that trouble again.
When just about to eat my 19th quarter-pounder This crazy guy on roller skates kicked up a fuss He started fooling with his voice And we all endet in a mess Fighting this one who bothered Us
Headin' down a long, long road beneath the pouring rain Hoping that the sun comes out to shine Just look out for Doug and Roscoe driving you insane In the middle of all that trouble again
We always stop and smile at all the pretty ladies And they all like to stop and smile and make a fuss. But you can bet your bottom dollar We will end up in a mess Fighting this one who bothered us.