All: Let's get legless Let's get hammered Let's get ratfaced Let's get arseholed
We're just totally great There is no debate I'm telling you mate We're the business
We are simply superb Haven't you heard Divinely preferred God's our witness
We are stunningly skilled Testosterone filled We went out and killed We're fantasmic
We're a magical team We play like a dream We're clearly the cream We're orgasmic
Let's get roaring punch drunk Fighting, dancing, puke drunk Hurling, belching, blind drunk So drunk it's obscene Comatosely dead drunk Unconscious on the floor drunk An arseholed and hammered and totally shitfaced team
Violently ill drunk Stretched out in the street drunk Need a stomach pump drunk Drunk as fifty men Utterly insane drunk Pickling your brain drunk And when we recover, get bloody drunk again!