I don't give a fuck about Christmas I don't give a shit about snow I want you on the count of two All say "Fuck this Santa Clause"
Christmas fucking sucks Really fucking sucks I don't give fuck
I don't give a fuck about Santa I don't give a shit about cheer You can keep your gifts And your fucking shitty list I probably won't call Y'all this fucking year
Christmas fucking sucks Really fucking sucks I don't give fuck