The dirty things I read and write Are all I think about at night When I'm lying in bed and all I see in my head is you
Frank's the shortest guy in bandboy history Gee's an international man of mystery But the things that we write aren't as slashy as the things they do
In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog' Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob And boy-on-boy is the only way they know They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse You know we'd all be happy to see that show The vampire and his pint sized Romeo