In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking Now heaven knows, anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words writing prose Anything goes
The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today that women prize today Are just silly gigolos
So no I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose, anything goes
In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking Now heaven knows, anything goes
And good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words writing prose 'Cause anything goes
The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today that women prize today Are just silly gigolos
So no I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose, anything goes
May I say before this record spins to a close I want you to know anything goes