Frank: ♪ On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along, there's a club that's so exclusive that the line is ten miles long. ♪
Brian: ♪ Where the douchebags come to party and to spend their fathers' cash - just to take home slutty women and then wake up with a rash. Yeah they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash! ♪
Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where the wool knit caps are tight. ♪
Frank: ♪ And the guys in hooded sweatshirts have forgotten that they're white. ♪
Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where a dude can pick a fight ♪
Frank: ♪ Over who takes home that smoking Chinese bar skank...on the right. ♪
Frank: ♪ There's a throng of trendy people and they're streched around the block. And there's one unpleasant deaf guy who just really shouldn't talk. ♪
Deaf Guy: Vodka tonic please.
Brian: ♪ There's a chick who's kind of Persian, and a broad with zero fat. And a giant human monkey. Oh no wait, that's Spencer Pratt. ♪