They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That demned elusive Pimpernel He meddles with the Frenchie Revolution Popping in and out each week Spoiling every lovely execution La, what cheek! They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere If you should see him, please do give a yell! That demned elusive Pimpernel They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere Oh, Pimpy, how the Frenchies do implore you Simply to stay home in bed With all your interference It's a chore to chop a head! They seek him here, they seek him there The ladies seek him everywhere! He give the Frenchies nothing but frustration Sink me! He's a spoilsport Each and every demned decapitation He cuts short They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That demned elusive Pimpernel