Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these Industrial towns I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the local clowns They never give you no respect They never treat you nice So perhaps you oughta try A little friendly advice And be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT They ain't gonna squash it And you don't need to wash it! Be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT How about that Jimmy Swaggart?
You never get to move around You never go nowhere I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the guys out there You always wondered what it's like To go from place to place So, darlin', take a little ride On Harry's face And be a CREW SLUT (Yessir!) Be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT (Watch out, he's Greek!) His equipment hasn't gotten wet For a month-and-a-half CREW SLUT Really! His name is Harry Be a CREW SLUT That's right How about that West Bank, huh?
Well you been to Alabama, girl, 'N Georgia too 'N all the boys in the crew Is bein' good to you I know you're sayin' to yourself "This is the way to go" 'Cause when you need a little extra They will give you some mo' And be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT Trade your spot on the bench For a guy with a wrench And be a CREW SLUT Be a CREW SLUT The boys in the crew Have got a present for you!