Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda (Joe's Garage. Act II. 1979) | Текст песни

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• Frank Zappa
• Dong Work For Yuda (Joe's Garage. Act II. 1979)

Central scrutinizer:
Hello there...this is the central scrutinizer... joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business...you know...the ones who get caught...it's a ho
E place, painted all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other

...anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company, named bald-headed john... king of the plookers...

This is the story 'bout
Bald-headed john
Dong work for yuda,
Dong dong
He talks a lot 'n' it's
Usually wrong
Dong work for yuda,
Dong, dong
He said dong
Was wong,
'n wong was kong
'n dong work for
Yuda,
'n john was wrong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for yuda
Dong, dong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
And wong was kong
And dong was gong
'n john was wrong
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
That'll make you fart
John's got a sausage
That'll break
Your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over
If you are smart
He took a little walk
To the weenie stand
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie
In both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end
'til the mustard squirt
He said, "ya'll stand
Back 'cause you
Might get hurt"
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
Wong was kong
Kong was gong
'n john was wrong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Make way for the
Iron shaschige
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
I need a dozen towels
So the boys can take
A shower
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bartender, bring me
A colada and milk
Sorry john
Sorry better
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Well, on second thought,
Make that a water...
Hto
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
ohn:Falcum...
Take me to the falcum!
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
I wave my bags
Did you wave your'n
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Well how much
Did they wave?
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Ah'm almost two
Kilometers tall
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
This girl must be
Praketing richcraft
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Don't worry about
The faggot
I'll take care of
The faggot
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again,
Try it again
Try, try, try again...
Your pomona is
Very extinct...
Yeah, I studied with
The dong of tokyo
'n also with the
Oriental kato...
My body contain
Uh water
I just loves the way
These copenhagens
Talks!
Driver, mcdoodle...
Sausage
Salima
Salami
That looks like that
Stuff that freckles
Lets out
Once a mumfth...