Get on your feet and do the funky Alphonzo! Father Vivian O'Blivion Resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked.... Yep The night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked.... (He stroked it!) The night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked... His smock (He stroked his smock) It set him off in such a frenzy He sang lock around the crock! And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... Oo ooo ooo Oo ooo ooo Oo ooo ooo As he stumbled on his ... He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock Oh St. Alphonzo would be proud of me And he shouted down the block Dominus vobiscum Et cum spiritu tuo Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes Just for saintly Alphonzo? They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town Good morning your Highness Oo oo ooo I've brought you your snow shoes Oo oo ooo Good morning your Highness Oo oo ooo I've brought you your snow shoes Oo oo ooo