He used to be very kind... (In his own crude way) He wasn't always like I wanted him to be! He wasn't smart He wasn't handsome either But he thrilled me When he drilled me
And I've never loved a monster quite like HE...
Because his Love Was so 'FLAM-BAY'!
His kisses burned me so His kisses turned me From a Queen on a throne To a SHRIVELLING STOOL!
Here I stand, all alone: A SPIDER'S FOOL!
When it's ME he needs To fondle his tool!
I guess some bugs Are just THAT WAY!
He don't really need your love He don't really NEED you...
To be there when his hair Gets matted and gray, With a broom cleaning his room, From the mess he made that day
Out of earthling arms He nibbled away!
Oh! HUNCHENTOOT, my love How could you desert me now? Oh, HUNCHENTOOT you brute! Can't you see I WANT you
Stay with me! FLAGRANTLY! And we'll have ECSTASY For ALL ETERNITY!
Because your love Is so 'FLAM-BAY'
You kisses burn me so! Your kisses turn me From a Queen on a throne To a SHRIVELLING STOOL!
I don't mind if you're unkind, 'Cause SPIDERS RULE!
Yes, YOU'RE ALL REAL COOL, With those little WEBS you SPOOL, And all your 'SPIDER DROOL'... Oh! Let me float in your pool!...