Playin' in a tent It's payin' the rent Pooch a civilian, It's a major event Down in France Way down in France (Yeah-hey) Way on down (Way down) Way on down (Way down) Under France
The girls is all salty The boys is all sweet The food ain't too shabby, An' they piss in the streets Down in France (yeah, now) Way down in France Way on down (Way down) Way on down (Way down) Down under France
They got diseases Like you never seen They got a mystery blow-job Turn your peter green Down in France Way down in France Way on down (Way down) Way on down (Way down) Down under France
They got some coffee, Eatin' right through the cup, An' when you go ka-ka They make you stand up Down in France (Yeah-hey, now) Way down in France Way on down Way on down (Way down) Down under France
(Listen here!) If you're not careful, It'll stick to your cheeks You'll smell like Godzilla For a couple of weeks Down in France Way down in France (Isn't that amazing?) Way on down (Wash yer gloves!) (Way down) Way on down (Way down) Down under France Well, suck that harmonica, son!
We cannot wait Till we go back It gets so exciting When the poodles 'react' Down in France (Yeah, down) Way down in France (Yeah-hey) (Oh, whoops!) Way on down (Way down) Way on down (Way down) Never try to get yo' peter sucked In France