What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere? Sex When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair Sex
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast Sex At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast Sex
Even them christians who are born again Sex Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then Sex
Do ya do or don't ya don't Sex Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't Sex
Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet Then they worry 'cause they's too fat Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board? That ain't no fun...i tried me one
Grow that meat all over yer bones Work the wall with the local jones 'n' while you do it, remember this line The sniffer says it all the time
"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion..."
Makes no difference if you're young or old Sex Don't you act like it's made of gold Sex
Ladies they need it just like the guys Sex Maybe you could use a protein surprise Sex
Any time, anywhere Sex Why d'ya think it's growin' there Sex
Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it They complain 'cause it don't last Who wants to ride on a debutante? They talks too much...they moves too fast
Watch the scenery while you ride You can be very warm inside 'n' when the train goes 'round the bend Check the shrub'ry on the other end
"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion..."