[JOE:] Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen' heinen gelockten Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches Schwein Mach es sehr schnell Rein und raus Magisches Schwein Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says..
[SY BORG:] Pick me...I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English.
This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues...
[SY BORG:] May I have this dance? And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeating the entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form, so that his intentions regarding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear...
[JOE:] I've got a better idea... Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch You ugly son of a bitch Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie Stick it out Stick out yer hot curly weenie Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie! Make it go fast In and out, Magical Pig Make it go fast In and out, Magical Pig Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts Fire Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts Fire Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance, SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry...
[SY BORG:] What s a girl like you Doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? Wail a minute... I've got it... You're an Italian... What? You're Jewish? Lore your nails.. Yon must be a Libra.... Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine. See the chrome Feel the chrome Touch the chrome Heal the chrome See the screaming Hot black steaming Iridescent naugahyde python screaming Steam Roller!
[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. Joe and his date an going back to the apartment to have a little party...