Brown shoes Don't make it Brown shoes Don't make it Quit school Why fake it? Brown shoes Don't make it . . .
TV dinner by the pool Watch your brother grow a beard Got another year of school You're okay--he's too weird Be a plumber He's a bummer He's a bummer Every summer Be a loyal plastic robot for a world that doesn't care . . . Smile at every ugly Shine on your shoes & cut your hair
Be a joik And go t' woik Be a joik And go t' woik Be a joik And go t' woik Be a joik And go t' woik Do your job & do it right Life's a ball TV tonight . . . Do you love it? Do you hate it? There it is . . . The way you made it . . . YARRRRRRRRRRRGH-H-H!
A world of secret hungers Perverting the men who make your laws Every desire is hidden away In a drawer . . . in a desk By a naugahyde chair On a rug where they walk and drool Past the girls in the office
We see in the back of the City Hall mind The dream of a girl about thirteen Off with her clothes and into a bed Where she tickles his fancy all night lonnnnnnnnng
His wife's attending an orchid show She squealed for a week to get him to go But back in the bed, his teen-age queen Is rocking & rolling & acting obscene Baby baby Hratche-plche Hratche-plche Baby baby Hratche-plche Hratche-plche
And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes She bites his fat neck and it lights up his nose But he cannot be fooled, old City Hall Fred She's nasty! She's nasty! She digs it in bed!
Do it again and do it some more That does it by golly, it's nasty for sure Nasty nasty nasty, nasty nasty nasty (Only thirteen and she knows how to nasty . . . )
She's a dirty young mind Corrupted, corroded Well she's thirteen today And I hear she gets loaded P-pum-m-mum-m-mum-m-mum P-pum-m-mum-m-mum-m-mum P-bum
If she were my daughter, I'd . . . What would you do daddy? If she were my daughter, I'd . . . What would you do daddy? If she were my daughter, I'd . . . What would you do daddy? Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup And strap her on again, oh baby! Smother that girl in chocolate syrup And strap her on again She's a teen-age baby and she turns me on I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn Gonna smother that girl in chocolate syrup-- And boogie till the cows come home
Time to go home--Madge is on the phone Gotta meet the Gurney's And a dozen grey attorneys TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school Life is such a ball I run the world from City Hall!