This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna Sandwich With the wrapper glued It's by baloney on the rack It goes for 40 cents a whack It's just a place for us to play To help us pay The cost of the tickets back to L.A. The cost of the tickets back to L.A. The cost of the tickets back to L.A. All the people in the Sandwich Town Think the place is great What if part of it's crumbling down? Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round . . . They'll either be dead Or moved to San Francisco (Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business . . . But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service . . .)