I wear lipstick and I wear a dress, High heels I stand when I piss, And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe, 'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!
And I don't care if you approve, What the fuck is that gonna do? 'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do, Than piss off motherfuckers like you,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.