HIM: Strike up the music the band has begun The Pennsylvania Polka Pick out your partner and join in the fun The Pennsylvania Polka It started in Scranton, it's now No 1 It's bound to entertain you Everybody has a mania To do the polka from Pennsylvania
HER: While they're dancing HIM: Everybody's cares are quickly gone HER: Sweet romancing HIM This goes on and on until the dawn HER: They're so carefree HIM: Gay with laughter happy as can be They stop to have a beer Then the crowd begins to cheer They kiss and then they start to dance again