I'd dress up like a sir, I'd dress up as a sir Stick on a mustache, a beard, and some speckles And put on a hat, like a sir I'd step up like a sir, I'd step up as a sir My queen shall lay her sword on my shoulders As I say my prayers to bless her
The world would bloom as they shout out my name loud and clear The skies will cheer for my life and the clouds will appear To see me, just to see me
And I'd be quite a legend for the next hundred years My life would never be ever so sad and no tears Would trickle down my cheeks and my eyes