I don't feel a thing when I see a nude Pamela Lee A whopper meal with cheese ain't my cup of tea I'm a sensitive person, please be gentle with me 'Cos I believe everything you say and take it seriously
I wanna be a regular guy Watch football and drink beer 'til I die Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry God, let me be a regular guy
Remember when you were Gene Simmons, I pretended I was Voltaire Now I hold a professorship while you scratch your pubic-hair You can spend a day just watching your sweetheart get a perm I rack my brain over: which came first? The intestine or the tapeworm?
I wanna be a regular guy Dig Quentin Tarantino films or maybe wear a tie Instead I read Nietzsche and get a philosophic high Please, let me be a regular guy
Fifteen years old and God was James Joyce Studied to become an opera-singer, but I always lost my voice My best friend was my asthma-medicine I was quoting Ulysses when you saw Led Zeppelin
I wanna be a regular guy Watch football and drink beer 'til I die Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry God, let me be a regular guy