No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by
We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time
Smell of Time (The Smell of Time) The Smell of Time
Bingo baby you just won a Prius Would you mind filling out the questionnaire? Someone goes on a fishing trip Your life savings vaporise into thin air
Masturbation for dummies Carrot lover or carnivore The political agenda Is thrown out the mahogany door
No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by
We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time
Smell of Time (The Smell of Time) The Smell of Time
Everyone displaces you in the waiting line And spanking that monkey is such a drag You can't bring toothpaste on a plane But we'll seal your liquor in a special plastic bag
Sure the furniture's cheap But someone always has to pay A messiah complex the size of a T-Rex can be yours to own today A messiah complex the size of a T-Rex can be yours to own today
*something* and assholes Take the exist to the left That console gives you arthritis So no more grand auto theft
Climate changes and terrorist threats have become part of everyday life Mow the lawn at any cost while your brother is banging your wife
No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by
We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time
Smell of Time (The Smell of Time) The Smell of Time (Smell it!)