I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain I'm drinkin' tnt, smokin' dynamite, I hope some screwball Start a fight
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little Hair, I know you think that I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' an' look over here, I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin like never before I feel so good, babe, I want you to know One more drink, and I wish you would I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, 'cause
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.