at work customers tell me i look sixteen i tell them i'm twenty-two, they say, "really?!" one woman tells me i'm too skinny like a girl one man tells me to eat some meat i pretend his isn't what he means
i look too young yet already feel too old to do a lot of things like wear a pumpkin pin to work or paint my nails green and maybe it's true i'm too old but i won't let it stop me i'll let myself be too young to dye my hair blue i'll save it for when i turn seventy-two
yeah my hair will be royal blue when i'm seventy-two
it's true that i'm too old to be a punk rock prodigy but hey that's kind of ok with me cause it means i'm still alive and breathing yet i feel too young to be certain things like a college graduate and far from my family
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too old to sit outside all day like i did when i was thirteen, feel like i need to be doing something too young to sleep in with you like we're married, fuck it, that's not true i just like to wake up early
let's get married, just kidding plus i'd loose the ring i'm too young to keep anything i loose a lot of things like contact with old friends, like my house key, the door's always open please don't steal from me
please. don't. steal. my. mochi.
it's true that i'm too old to be a punk rock prodigy but hey that's kind of ok with me cause it means i'm still alive and breathing yet i feel too young to be certain things like a college graduate and far from my family