Driving down route 28 I gotta hurry fast or I'll be late Because I see a girl and she wants a ride And she'll soon be sitting by my side But the guy in front from Michigan Is slowing down to let her in With her gone I can't shoot my load So I fucking run him off the road
Because I hate tourists tourists suck It's only their daughters I wanna fuck There isn't a tourist that I don't hate So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
I went down to my beach at noon I got pushed away there was no room Their bodies are covering our ocean land And their babies are pissing in our sand The only place where there aren't too many Is in our local cemetery I'll tell you now I'll do what I can And get em all sent to Iran
Because I hate tourists tourists suck It's only their daughters I wanna fuck There isn't a tourist that I don't hate So get the hell out of my state