The band has stopped, the night is young This bar is closed but there'll be more to come She whispered softly, "I don't wanna be alone Can me and all my friends come back for cones?"
I called ahead, I felt so cheap Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug She only wants me 'coz I got the drugs
My mouth was dry, my knees were weak She held my hand as we walked down the street I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong She only wants me for my bucket bong She only wants me for my bucket bong
And when we're at home, I'm feeling scared 'Coz there's no bucket, sink or vessel anywhere Now if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one She'll hafta have it with me in the bath She'll hafta have it with me in the bath She only wants me 'coz I got the drugs