Return to duty corporal punishment He had the brain that never dies Return to duty corporal punishment The cask is emptied every night
He's socially retarded Tries to get this party started With brutal and unparalleled insight
What a champion (what a punish)
He hides a dark and seamy history He keeps so quiet about his past Not even one confirming photograp Of each tale more boring than the last
I think he's planning something Could find out but I cant listen To long-winded stories with no end
I can see him on the news now His neighbours never once complained About the noise of digging in the backyard after midnight They just thought he was annoying not insane
What a champion, what a way to learn. Mind has started slow, what a way to go. What a punisher, will he ever learn. Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher.
Spent his youth torturing small things Put his little bro through hell Only way to get his own back On the world he saw as failed
Find it so hard to listen To a guy who's such a creep No more walking on eggshells Coz he's gonna put all his friends to sleep