It was summertime, the birds were chirping The sun was shining and all the pretty girls were out But there's another thing that summertime brings and that's crime Bikes were disappearing left and right Statistics showed that if you didn't have a bike lock You had about a 75% chance of your bike getting stolen Around here the only thing with more street value than a bike, is candy And if you're selling the right product You best believe James is buying Word on the street was James had been living with some old guy named Mr. Kane Nobody knew much of anything about Mr. Kane Except that James was selling the stolen bikes right out of the old guy's shed
Anyways, me and Mike wanted our bikes back And we wanted them back now See, James was moving bikes so quick That if you didn't get to him within a couple of weeks It's a good chance your bike had already been sold Well, it had been a year since me and Mike had our bikes stolen But I had a good feeling That our bikes were locked up in Mr. Kane's shed With the rest of - With the... Dave, I can't, I can't read your stinking writing What does that even say
[Verse 1: Froggy Fresh, Money Maker Mike]
It had been a whole year since our bikes got stole And I ran that go-kart into a telephone pole We hated James but this just made us hate more Cause for the last year, we've been riding skateboards Friggin' skateboards, I would rather walk Do I look like Tony Hawk (no) That's what I thought Do I look like Rob Dyrdek (no) Thank God Do I look like Brad Pitt (no) Are you sure We knew exactly where James hid the bikes at They were stashed in the shed right out back We threw on our bulletproof vests and our snap backs And we plotted our attack and ate snak paks I told Mike grab the sling shot Take this sock and fill it with about sixteen rocks Meet me at the spot in about ten minutes And Mike, don't forget the spinach
[Hook: Froggy Fresh]
Hey you, stop freeze Hands in the air Get down on your knees Don't make us have to fight back Cause you won't really like that We just want our bikes back
[Verse 2: Froggy Fresh]
Me and Mike took off towards the shed while Visions of pedal bikes danced in our heads All through the town, kids lined the streets They couldn't wait to see James get beat We got to the shed and we kicked down the door Two guards came out and they both had swords But my homeboy Mike was there to save the day He fired two rocks and he blew them away But hold up cause it wasn't over yet James snuck up and he punched me in the head Grabbed Mike's hair And he punched him in the eyebrow He said I'm keeping all the bikes Cause they're mine now We were losing bad And we were getting laughed at But then Mike pulled something out his backpack Of course, that old can of spinach I looked at James and said you're finished
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Froggy Fresh]
Next thing we knew James pulled out a can of spinach too I looked over at Mike and said Now what do we do We should have known He would have his own can Jeeze [?] We should have seen thing coming man Mike said James could we just work something out It's been a whole year Could we just have them back now And James said Sorry guys, I've got some bad news I sold both your bikes To Billy Smith last June But how about this I'll make you guys a deal You can have that pink bike there And that Big Wheel I said Really James? Really? First you steal our bikes Then you sell them both to Billy? I can't ride a big wheel Do I look like I'm nine Mike said here bro, you can have mine It's pink dude I ain't going to ride that girly bike It ain't fair Mike I really hate m