from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf” - Christian Bale is at Your Party | Текст песни

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Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone,
Eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone.
Uninvited he just sorta walks into your home.
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unatractive niece,
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he's sells it by the piece, he says
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
Now he's stabbing at your wife,
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
With the carrot for a knife,
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ANSWER!
Making fun of your kazoo.
OH, GOOD FOR YOU!
And now he's running naked through the crowd,
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
Someone called the cops and they comming up the block.
FUCK!
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet.
Taze him but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat repeating
WHAT DON'T YOU F-mhm
They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command,
But he is smilling, almost like he has the upper hand,
A flash of light! Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDER...

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