[Verse 1] I’ll nuke the New Conglomerate I’m a Super-Don with it Apocalyptic popping clips like Chewing Gum and if The Vanu Sovereignty obviously got to be cross at me It’s because I’m possibly one of the Hottest technology properties You’ve probably seen You never can touch this I’m a fellow to crush gifts With every couplet So bell up the Terran Republic And tell them they’re getting their nuts kicked You’re outnumbered and down for the count Fumbling around as it is getting louder The sound of my sunderer Thunderclouds are coming So get underground or something ‘Cause I’m the real deal, sealed your fate Best stay at your warp gate My method of taking you out’s In really rather poor taste I leave you sautéed NS-60 brought flames Then I bring it back again Like this upcoming chord change
[Hook] Sign up To the battle for the Planetside This is a theatre of war Not a pantomime Think you can hack it? Only the baddest can apply So back up and decide What kind of man am I? A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm And if the damn reply is yes then Get down to the Planetside If the damn reply is yes then Get down to the Planetside
[Verse 2] I use a flash and flank, shoot your battletank Boost my battle rank, boot a frag into your ranks A brutal hacky sack – You losers poo your pants Nappy rash Action-packed This isn’t a hack and slash You need precision for hacking Stats seem to indicate the fact you lack panache Infiltrators: grab the stash Liberator: have to dash Back to the harasser fast Mission failure? Nah, we passed And smack the actual crap from your candy ass People get mad at me for repeating “Do you have any batteries?” Like Peter Griffin I’ll leave you Grabbing your knee in agony
[Hook] Sign up To the battle for the Planetside This is a theatre of war Not a pantomime Think you can hack it? Only the baddest can apply So back up and decide What kind of man am I? A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm And if the damn reply is yes then Get down to the Planetside If the damn reply is yes then Get down to the Planetside