The fungus' hunger has plandered and plummeted us From the humdrum to the hunted as the country crumbles to dust The life of a survivor's living in quarantine This isn't a holiday, this military policy there's a rift, as emboldened We shift the balance of power I'm just a citizen: Joel, unwilling man of the hour 'Cause all I want to do is end it but my solitude depends on whether I fulfil an old promise to a friend I've smuggled guns, I've smuggled diamonds and pearls But I've never been entrusted with the life of a girl I must ride beside her to the Fireflies mind's in a whirl They might as well reside the other side of the world The Last of Us It's a new definition of the term "urban jungle" The Last of Us Shit hasn't gone viral, it's gone fungal Infected detected, tote the pistol, load clips These filthy clothes show that it's a twisted road trip I'm ragged and smelly, might as well act like a scally And smack a chap's scalp in with a bat in an alley How many's that we've capped then Captain O'Mally? It'd take an honour student graduate of math for the tally In the past, me and Ellie, for having massacred many Would have made a prime time newscast on the telly You bastards are jelly You're just going to have to get ready For us to blast brain matter on the map like confetti I school undead with tools combust them up efficiently like fuel unleaded leave the fools unheaded And if they're dunb enough to come up wrangling with me Then I leave cadavers mangled as they dangle from a tree And on a planet this unglamorously bleak You should probably be thankful to be free The Last of Us It's a new definition of the term "urban jungle" The Last of Us Shit hasn't gone viral, it's gone fungal