Just a mass of lowdown fucking hacks Unethical methods to report your "facts" Hacking into phones, scavaging through bins Living oblivious to your immoral sins
Spying on the innocent and the weak Just to get your story of the week How very apt that to get to the sleaze You're in the fucking rubbish On your hands and knees
Hack away you fucking hacks Your ghoulish practices Will never fucking last
But its a sign of the times we live in Society obsessed with reading stories Of celebrity cunts and slags Filled to the redtop of your favourite rag