- 0:00 "Mama and Papa were laying in bed. Mama rolled over this is what she said..."
Mamma and Pappa were lyin' in bed Mamma rolled over this is what she said Now gimme some Now gimme some! PT! PT! Good for you And good for me Up in the morning to the risin' sun Gonna run all day, til' the running's done Ho-Chi-Minh is a son of a ***** (Ho-Chi-Minh can be substituted for Osama bin-Laden) Got the blue balls crabs and the seven year itch
- 0:46 "This is my rifle This is my gun, This is for fighting This is for fun..."
- 1:27 "I love working for Uncle Sam. Lets me know just who I am..."
I love working for uncle Sam - I love working for uncle Sam Let's me know just who I am - let's me know just who I am 1 2 3 4 United States Marine Corps - 1 2 3 4 United States Marine Corps 1 2 3 4 I love the Marine Corps - 1 2 3 4 I love the Marine Corps My Corps - my Corps - your Corps - your Corps Our Corps - our Corps - Marine Corps - Marine Corps
- 1:56 "I don't know but I've been told. Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!..."
I dont know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold Mmm good Feels good Is good Real good Tastes good Mighty good Good for me And good for you
- 2:20 "Happy Birthday Dear Jesus."
- 2:40 "I don't want no teenage queen. I just want my M14..."
I don't want no teenage queen. I just want my M-14. If I die in the combat zone. Box me up and ship me home. Pin my medals upon my chest. Tell my mom I've done my best.