It was no potion, that notion that led to my devotion To movin' movin', and if the anti-grooves just cannot soothe Your desperate funkish urge for groovin' and if your funk is ailin' still There's no cure, there ain't no pills He's the one that can do it for ya One and one and one is three Dr. Funk is all you need, he's the one that can heal it for ya If you lived a funkless life Groovin' less, feelin' un-nice, he's the one that can change it for ya If you want some quick reaction Guarantees you satisfaction, you'll groove the world Oh oh oh, he's got your prescription, he's the doctor Calling the doctor Don't use no funny pills, 'cause he's the doctor Calling the doctor Through funk is how he heals, he's the doctor Calling the doctor Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor If you lived a funkless life Groovin' less, feelin' un-nice, he's the one that can change it for ya If you want some acleyfaction Pull your funk up out of traction You'll groove the world Oh oh oh, he's got your prescription, he's the doctor Calling the doctor Don't use no funny pills, 'cause he's the doctor Calling the doctor Through funk is how he heals, he's the doctor Calling the doctor Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor You've got to call, call the doctor (x3) Yes, you've got to call, call the doctor
Ah, call the funky doctor when you're down on your side Call the doctor And prepare your anatomy for takin' a ride He's the one that can do it for ya Call the doctor Wooo, when you need a cure and it's got to be real Call the doctor He's the P in prescriptions with the thrill of a pill He's the one that can do it for ya Call the doctor, wooo (x3)
He's the doctor, he will take care all your ills Call the doctor (x3)