Brought the Elves back from vacation Chained them up and called my holiday friends Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.
Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful. No one here goes near that door, this toyshop's going to war!
Talmud says be slow to anger Low-down scammers got me seeing red Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar Jump back jack 'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead
Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay! You're nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pay I can't wait 8 nights or more, this zombie's going to war!
Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle-hizzle, with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures Careful little elf, that's proximity triggered. I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it I'm confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it So Santa!
Yeah K? CZ?
Hey hey! Go slay them pimps Come on, pimp my sleigh!
Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's powder's deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not! Use as much as you are able!
This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
You signed away your rights when you were hired! Now let's fight! Doot doot doot-doot. Okay! Chestnuts roasting, I'm gonna open fire! Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!