Beelzebot: Cigar's are evil, you won't miss 'em We'll find ways to simulate that smell What a sorry fella! Rolled up and smoked Like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating So is forging phony IOU's Let's let Lady Luck decide What type of torture's justified, I'm pit boss here on level two
Ooh, deep-fried robot
Bender: Just tell me why
Beelzebot: Just read this fifty-five page warrant
Bender: There must be robots worse than I
Beelzebot: We checked around, there really aren't
Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks
Beelzebot: You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks
Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing
Beelzebot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing Selling bootleg tapes is wrong Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender gonna make some noise! With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys That's what-cha, what-cha, what-cha get on level five
Fry: I don't feel well
Leela: It's up to us to rescue him
Fry: Maybe he likes it here in hell
Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin
Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel
Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared! I'm sure at least one of us will be spared So just sit back, Enjoy the ride.
Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide
Beelzebot: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights Publishing indecent magazines You'll pay for every crime Knee-deep in electric slime You'll suffer 'till the end of time Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme Trapped forever, here in Robot Hell