In the year 105-105, If man is still alive, If robots can survive, They may find... In the year 25-25-25, The backwards time machine still won't have arrived, In all the world, there's only one technology, A rusty sword for practicing proctology! In the future year that ends with a twenty, A schlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy, He may look like a watery wimp, When in fact, he's a bloodthirsty shrimp! In the year 1,000,000 and a half, Humankind is enslaved by giraffe, Man must pay for all his misdeeds, When the treetops are stripped of their leaves, Whoa-oh!