7 PM, waking up in the evening I smell like shit, gotta take a bath Gotta shave my beard then a shave down there Shavin’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, clock is rushin’ Gotta get down to the bikestand Gotta ride my bike down to the club
Catch up with the boys then, Hook up with the girls and. Gotta make my mind up. Which girl should I take?
It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get laid on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin’ laid on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
Partyin’, partyin’ (Fuck) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun I am gonna get some this weekend
11:45, waking up by the drain We were drinkin’ so fast that I couldn't stop Puke, puke, I think puke Is the most ugly word I got this you got that My friends are not in sight. Hey? I got this you got that Life’s so unfair
Vomit on my T-shirt Consistency like yogurt I feel the smell From the pizza that I ate
It’s Friday, Friday Drink too much every Friday Turns out the same way weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Same thing every Friday I stay in my bed hungover the whole weekend
Partyin’, partyin’ (Fuck) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun This is how I spend every weekend
My name is JAY-TEE and I’m your beer bong enemy I'm poppin’ 40’s til I loose my memory When I go down I go down in history I will be the shitfaced mystery! Let’s get this party started I wanna act like I’m retarded So what’s up with all the fuzzin’ I got so drunk that I fucked my cousin
It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get laid on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin’ laid on friday Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partyin’, partyin’ (Fuck) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun I am gonna get some this weekend