Please be responsible when you’re hauling my pink couch Please take care, the driveways around here tend to slouch Thought Dirty D could take on an elephant, even the whole MS-13 Those gangsters in Mexico would’ve loved to get their hands on such a fine killing machine
Such a fine killing machine Such a fine killing machine
Dirty D took one good hit, but the second silenced his roar One hit was enough for taking, but the second ruined pinky’s décor The grill was no longer smiling, I could tell (I could tell) by the chrome in his nose The impractical bastard was dead, I was happy…his story was closed
Dirty D’s not gone, he’s here staring at me The Dirty D won’t die, no, he refuses to sleep I’m so mad I can barely speak Go to sleep… Go to sleep…