Fwosh - Dear Mr.IceFrog (Dota 2 Parody) | Текст песни

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Dear Mr. Ice Frog,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know for
The next patch
I hope you balance
6.85

Whenever I play ranked
Heroes always the same
I'm gettin' sick of seeing Storm in almost every game
Don't get me started on
How Lesh is much too strong
Please fix his E
That spell's too OP

Bloodseeker and his thirst
I think that needs a nerf
And getting Lina combo'd down is really just the worst
So please don't let us wait
Rework that glimmer cape
And what's with the hate
Please buff terrorblade

There's lots of heroes that we never get to see
So maybe just get rid of Techies
Then everything will be all fine

Dear Mr. Ice Frog,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know for
Balancing this game
I really hope you have it right
Dear Mr. Ice Frog,
If you wanna stop us going crazy
You'll release the patch notes promptly on this Thursday night

I dunno if you will
Adjust gold on track kills
Just don't touch Oracle 'cause no one even knows his skills
An unrelated note
ARDM is broke
I'm praying Gaben please
Just give us this release

Let's all agree the meta's got us all a bit bored
And though we still don't have our Pitlord
We'll have this patch until that time
Dear Mr. Ice Frog,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know for
Balancing this game
I'm willing to give a mango bribe
Dear Mr. Ice Frog,
If you wanna stop us going crazy
You'll release the patch notes promptly on this Thursday night

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