Look at my sets, aren't they so neat? A couple more bucks, my compendium's complete. Think you might say that I hoard Well I've hoarded everything
Look at these hats, none are the same I'm dressin' up Kunkka like a Barbie game Count all my rares and you'll think Sure, I've got everything
I've got immortals and couriers a plenty I've got greevils and commons galore Do you want BZZ Pugna? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal, I want more
I wanna have some cute lina clothes I wanna brag 'bout where my spare cash goes Check out my gold doomling How much did I spend? Just 150
After the game, commend my effigy Yes, that's a dragonclaw signed by Dendi I've got every arcana and- Wait - How much was that again? My kidney
Collect every ward, get all the new pets Have everyone check out my alpine set Buying more keys Take my money - in a free to play game
That was back then, New Bloom was when Things started changing... Gamble and bet, for that one set That's not even assured
If you play CS:GO, then you might know That they don't have any of our problems Market's exploding, economy growing Knife sales and more
I'm ready to share my large list of spares Got a few things Off of my friends' wish lists What - I can't give it - then what do I do with this? Trash?
It's not tradeable, not giftable None of this crap is marketable Why would that change?... Valve's making bank In a free to play game