fwosh ft. The Horse And The Hammock - Dear Artour | Текст песни

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• fwosh ft. The Horse And The Hammock
• Dear Artour

My team's all trash, I'm wondering why I queued up a game at all
MMR goes out the window, and I can't CS at all
But even if I could twitch spams more memes, Envy's picture on my wall
He reminds me, that it's not so sad, it's not so sad, boys

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Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Stream-Or-Acknowledge-My-Fans,
this'll be the last donation I ever send your ass
It's been six days and still no stream - twitch don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two donations;
I wrote the memes on 'em perfect
So this is my plea I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in a pub right now, I'm doing 200 apm on my keyboard
Hey Artour, I first picked Gyro, you dare me to mid?
You know the song by Yung Lean, called \"Yoshi City\"
that had a meme that coulda saved that other meme from expiring
but didn't, then Artour saw it all on stream and acknowledged it?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued you from drowning
Now it's too late - twitch is 1000 spammers now, we're drowsy
and all we wanted was to try and prevent your fall
I hope you know we spammed SPROUTED all over your wall
Twitch loved you Artour, we coulda spammed together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't stream and you can't find a team about it
And when you dream about TI 5 I hope you can't sleep and you BabyRage about it
I hope your teammates SCREAM AT YOU and you can't PUB without us
See Artour; [screaming] Shut up Peter! we're trying to talk!
Hey Artour, that's Peter screaming in the trunk,
But we didn't dump his team, we just spammed his wall up, see we aren't like you
'Cause if he stops playing, and then his career will die, too
Well, gotta go, we're almost at Manilla now
Oh shit, we forgot, how we're supposed to cheer for you now?

Dear Twitch, I meant to stream for you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriends in the 1k bracket now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your team that
and here's a BabyRage for your brother,
I wrote it on the Lvl 10 Starter Pack
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the Tourney, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to queue up for pubs too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Twitch, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when I get down some
And what's this shit about 10 asterik's in a row?
Thats the type of shit'll make me not want to stream at all
I really think you and your teammates need each other
or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this shitpost, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you burn yourself out, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but twitch
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as fans
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shitpost on /r/DotA2 a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude took lyrics from Kanye West and replaced them with SPROUTED
and he had his memes out in full force, talkin about it
and in a 2nd post they made a song, but only addressed to three or four
Come to think about it, the song was about... artour
Damn!