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• TI6 Parody (Royals)

I've never seen invoker in the flesh

And so I've bought my ticket to meet dendi

I'll bring some baffled scientists

Since Jacky's so confused, that they didn't say envy

Cause this year it's all like flip flops, short films, interviews with kaci
9k, chronos, lines to buy void panties
This time of year, every team's livin' in their dreams.

Yeah, TI6 is like puppets, AR, pickin' pudge and techies.
Sunsfan, fog jukes, guess it's back to EG,
Teams outplayed, at least secret models still get paid.

And finally we have Pit Lord
Game's not in beta anymore
Hope you like getting backdoored
All our pubs are so done for
And no one expected Wu Kong
Or Juggernaut to beat the memes
And the crowd will go woo go woo go woo
And get schooled on TV

My friends and I—we've gone to Gerg's.
Since everyone was kicked from the after party.
But that's the worst of all our woes, 'cause this ain't Shanghai
Plus the weather's so sunny.

Cause this year we've got some Lindsey Stirling, clap alongs with ogre
Clutch eblade so morphling TP's over
All these plays, better watch the gem in your base

Cause TI6 is like ding ding ding, FIRED, gettin' rekt by jimmy
Big dick LanM, pregnant me puppey
Salt from bugs, now remember kids don't do drugs

I think we all love this meta
Don't matter if you're 5K
TI's anybody's game
I mean slacks got second place
It's all about who played better
Or if huskar's on your team
And the crowd will go moo go moo go moo
While Puppey leads in fantasy.